Before I start my rant again, I would first congratulate Room 3 and Room 4 for winning the first and third place respectively. And of course, congratulations to my 4-2, my ever-talented class, for winning the 2nd place for our songfest this year. Mewa was right. Not really bad for a non-DD class. In fact, all of it was excellent.
So yeah. CONGRATS 4-2!
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I'm being abnormally weary and sleepy these days. Neither my mom, my sister, nor any of our maids can literally drag my sluggish ass out of the bed during mornings by which I have to wake up for school.
Mom's blaming my nocturnal wrongdoings every evening before I go and hit the sack. I don't really get her sometimes. I mean, I can't even think of something that I would do abnormally before I go to sleep. I piss in the toilet, read a book, piss a person off, then read a book. I don't find THAT unusual.
Classes got suspended again today. It seems that God is enjoying all of this by sending typhoons one after the other. Well, I don't find the suspension of classes really amusing. See, today was supposed to be my breakthrough-in-swimming day. Coach Rae, my swimming coach in my GIFT class, promised me that for our next GIFT meeting, I'll be doing laps with the champs. I guess I should probably happy. I mean, 2 GIFT meetings had already been off since last week. Isn't that nice?
I don't really know.
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My whole afternoon revolved around two channels: National Geographic and ANC News Channel. The real slug in me unleashed as I relaxed in front of the television with the handy-dandy remote control in my right hand, and a bottle of Coke, which I would swig towards my mouth every 2 minutes or less. Now that's THE LIFE. The precipitation outside made everything else more comfy in a much more torpid way.
For about an hour, repetitive news had surprisingly impressed me.
That lasted till I arrived at channel 41 by which I saw amoebas asexually reproducing, which has amazed me in a non-biological way or whatsoever. I was about to switch to Nickelodeon and sing along with that deranged Spanish preschooler with an abnormal blue-and-yellow monkey who wears those red boots that is 10x at the most bigger than its foot (breathe..) when the usage of the word 'SEX' by the narrator has become so incessant that I became very sexually interested at it all.
Not really new for me.
Sorry to say this, but the show turned me on. SORRY IF I HAVE TO SAY THAT ONE, but it really did, in a very very very strange way.
See, the program was all about how different animals have sex and stuff. For example, did you know that a flat worm has both sperm and egg cells? The funny thing here is when a flat worm meets another flat worm to have sex with, they would fight over each other in order to determine who gets to play the 'man' role. Get it? If you don't, try being more sexual.
Anyways, the flat worms' battle for the man role really cracked the hell out of me up. The goal is that whoever gets to sting the other worm badly, that one would be the lucky one to get the manly role. And..-get this-...they sting with their itty-bitty penises. The other funny thing is that some lucky flat worms get to have two penises, which I think is a minor advantage. I was laughing and groaning at the same time.
The show was really educating..and fuuuun. I was able to grasp mostly the jocular parts like:
- Female spiders like their men's legs hairy, which is awfully ironic when you would interrelate it by your own preferences.
-A female butterfly can only have sex once in their whole look-at-me-I'm-gorgeous-and-flying life. The only male butterfly that was able to have sex with the female butterfly had put a seal on the female butterfly's ovary(or whatever) so that no other male butterfly can ever have sex with her again. I will never think of the female butterflies the same way ever again.
-Female anacondas are really that SCARCE. Male anacondas would wrap themselves around the female anaconda's body for probably a month or so in order for the female anaconda to determine who she will have sex with. Uncanny. Really.
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No classes again for tomorrow. You did it, Egay. You sure did.
I guess tomorrow's gonna be another National Geographic Channel day. I still can't believe animal pornography turned me on. Nauseating. Sickening. Repugnant.
EEEEEW.
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