I used to think fat jokes are fucking funny. You know, back when I was still unobese in an unmorbid way. But now, they're friggin mean after all. What is so funny with You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you? That'll be pretty cool, you know. I'm so significant, orbits adore me to pieces.
Anyways, I'm blabbing about my fatness again because I'm afraid I'm gonna be obese for a very long time. You see, I haven't done anything productive for my body, except for some stupid highlights to my hair my mom insisted me to try. Whoa! What's that? A newsflash to mom? Highlights don't suit me?! Well isn't it just damn right in all places.
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HAH. Funny. Look at this. I got it from Marty.
Welcome Lorainne, here is your handwriting analysis.
Lorainne uses judgment to make decisions. She is ruled by her head, not her heart. She is a cool, collected person who is usually unexpressive emotionally. Some may see her as unemotional. She does have emotions but has no need to express them. She is withdrawn into herself and enjoys being alone.(So TRUE)
The circumstances when Lorainne does express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress.(I like extremes) If someone gets her mad enough to tell her off, she will not be sorry about it later. She puts a mark in her mind when someone angers her. She keeps track of these marks and when she hits that last mark she will let them know they have gone too far. She is ruled somewhat by self-interest. All her conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. She is very level-headed and will remain calm in an emergency situation. In a situation where other people might get hysterical, she has poise.(This is unbelievably REAL)
Lorainne will work more efficiently if given space and time to be alone. She would rather not be surrounded by people constantly. In a relationship, she will show her love by the things she does rather than by the things she says. Saying "I love you" is not a needed routine because she feels her mate should already know. The only exception to this is if she has logically concluded that it is best for her mate to hear her express her love verbally. (Whatever)
Lorainne is not subject to emotional appeals. If someone is selling a product to her, they will need to present only the facts. They should present them from a standpoint of her sound judgment. She will not be taken in by an emotional story about someone else. She will meet emergencies without getting hysterical and she will always ask "Is this best for me?" (Well, duh! Who wouldn't?)
People that write very large tend to be very social and friendly. It seems Lorainne has this type of writing. This indicates a need for people and a particular natural ability to socialize and be the life of the party. Now, if Lorainne also has specific fears (like fear of criticism or fear of trust) then she will deny she is the life of the party, because fear has overcome her natural inclination to be social. People with large handwriting tend to be effective at anything that requires interaction with lots of people. she is a people person. (DAMN RIGHT)
Lorainne is sensitive to criticism about her ideas and philosophies. She will sometimes worry what people will think if she tells them what she believes in. This doesn't mean she won't talk, or that she feels ashamed. It merely means she is sensitive to what others think, regarding her beliefs. (Who the hell did this? That bastard/bitch should be king/queen.)
Lorainne is secretive. She has secrets which she does not wish to share with others. She intentionally conceals things about herself. She has a private side that she intends to keep that way, especially concerning certain events in her past.(Oh hell yeah)
Lorainne can be defiant. She sometimes has the attitude that if someone doesn't like it the way she is doing it, then they can just "go to hell!" This trait may reveal itself in a rebellious nature that is always ready to resist forces which she thinks are infringing upon her freedom of action. (YESS!)
In reference to Lorainne's mental abilities, she has a very investigating and creating mind. She investigates projects rapidly because she is curious about many things. She gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but she soon must slow down and look at all the angles. She probably gets too many things going at once. When Lorainne slows down, then she becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, she must slow down to do it. She then decides what projects she has time to finish. Thus she finishes at a slower pace than when she started the project. (Reminds me of my intimidation days)
She has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. Her mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. She can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Lorainne can then switch into her low gear. When she is in the slower mode, she can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. She is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip. (God, did you do this?)
Lorainne's true self-image is unreasonably low. Someone once told Lorainne that she wasn't a great and beautiful person, and she believed them. Lorainne also has a fear that she might fail if she takes large risks. Therefore she resists setting her goals too high, risking failure. She doesn't have the internal confidence that frees her to take risks and chance failure. Lorainne is capable of accomplishing much more than she is presently achieving. All this relates to her self-esteem. Lorainne's self-concept is artificially low. Lorainne will stay in a bad situation much too long... why? Because she is afraid that if she makes a change, it might get worse. It is hard for Lorainne to plan too far into the future. She kind of takes things on a day to day basis. She may tell you her dreams but she is living in today, with a fear of making a change. No matter how loud she speaks, look at her actions. This is perhaps the biggest single barrier to happiness people not believing in and loving themselves. Lorainne is an example of someone living with a low self-image, because their innate self-confidence was broken. (This is so God.)
Lorainne is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect her ego when she feels hurt. She pokes people harder than she gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time. (Sarcasma is the best gift I ever had, alright? It keeps me and you sane.)
Something is incomplete in Lorainne's life. She feels frustration relating to her physical needs and desires. Somewhere in her life there is some disappointment, non-fulfillment, and interruption. This is very likely to relate to Lorainne's sexual needs. (WTF?)
Lorainne has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. She lets new people into her circle of friends. She uses her imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people. (Really? I haven't thought of that before)
Lorainne has a very unusual lower zone y loop. If the data input is correct, Lorainne's y or g is large and has triangle shape to the lower loop. This is not a common trait, but the implications are very interesting. As you begin to study handwriting analysis, you will learn any loop indicates imagination. This lower loop indicates the amount of imagination Lorainne has regarding sex and physical things. Her lower zone stroke is large, so her sexual imagination is large and open (Um, what?). Furthermore, because the loop has a triangle shape, this indicates a particular curiosity with certain aspects of sexuality. In a nutshell, Lorainne is open to some very new ideas sexually and is willing to try anything once. I'd say Lorainne is quite a dynamic and playful lover. Watch out world! (Oh sure! So sexual creativity is what I have. Not Picasso or whatever. What a blessing alright)
For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Lorainne has no white space or margins on a typical sheet of paper. Lorainne fills up every last inch on the top, right, left, and bottom. Hmmm. If this is true, then Lorainne has a very aggressive personality toward others and quite frankly lacks a bit of respect for the space and property of other people. I would be surprised if Lorainne just comes into someone's home and helps herself to a drink in the refrigerator. This can be both an obnoxious personality trait and it can be assertive and effective in getting what you want. There isn't much fear of getting in trouble here, Lorainne finds plenty of reasons to break the rules and get in trouble. (Okay, perhaps when she was younger, not anymore?) Basically, people with no margins are a handful. (I AM NOT OBNOXIOUS. But why is this SO fucking accuarate anyway?)
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