ahh..the stench of summer is here to stay.

Finally, the school has finally ended without a bang in our heads. Yeah well, instead of a stupid bang, the screaming waves and loud water splashes our eardrums. Ahh..personification.

I really don't want to pursue this chart-ing like the one I did last year, but since someone insisted me to put the lotion on his legs, I will, ya goddamn bitch.

This one is not really a chart. It's just a simple presentation of opinions and ideas about this year's summer vacation.

WHAT TO DO THIS SUMMER:

Legend:

*-my definition

**-other's definition.

FOR NERDS:

*-mathletes. my kind of GUY.

**-stinky. too smart. with suspenders. nerdy glasses.

WARNING: You must enjoy the smell of wooden chairs and the sound of your brain chompig down that information. You must not be contented of the stupid quizzes and exams you did at the previous year.

-Join a review class in some school to enjoy your much-awaited information munching. Never bother to go down at the beach. There will be no information available for you nerdies there. Needless to say, if you really insist that you are a "cool" nerd, work out your bod for the whole summer to enjoy the stench of coolness instead of the usual pencil sound and smell.

FOR BITCHES:

*-feelers, anorexics and tanorexics and bullimics and other kinds.

**-the most common kind of wild creature available for free.

WARNING: You must bully other girls( or creatures, for that matter ) and be really bad to nerds, geeks, the poor ones and those that are not your kind. You must be skinny and somewhat filthy rich.

-I know that you are itching to wear that 'fuck me' bikini or show off that new belly ring you got with that extra-and-super-flat-with-ribs-sticking-out abs, but hey, take an effort to know that even if you are a bitch or a bad creature, there are other girls who are being hurted by the way you are wearing those skimpy and clad bikini's. Oh, you're probably just being yourself and wering what you want, eh? For that matter, be sure that you won't attract flies and bees and men's eyes.

FOR COMMONERS:

*-contented with how life goes.

**-not rich nor poor. Just right.

WARNING: You must have lived life into it's simplest and lowest form( i'm missing math.) evah.

You're not smart, but you are not dumb. You are not the quiet type, but you can be happy with yourself alone.

-Well, well, well. hmm.. You kind of guys has a lot of options to do this summer. You can go to the beach and wear your simple bikini, go to a review for trigo, or take up a summer class. It is up to you to choose anyway.

Well, that's probably it. Hope you enjoy your summer!

Since I'm really bored...want a gadget review? hahaha....no joke. just ask me through the tag board...okay?

g2g!