Friday, March 31, 2006

Waiting in Vain

I honestly(and still)can't believe that I woke up early this morning.

I don't know. I slept like, 2 am last night and I woke up early. How devastating.

There are really freaky things going on in our house. And I'm not even half-joking about that.

I was texting and talking with someone lately(which means that the time was 1:30 AM). I was looking up to a number of one of my contacts, when suddenly,it turned into its camera mode. I don't know about it, but I'm sure I didn't press anything. I mean, why would I? I was copying a number and switch to camera mode? Ooh, yeah right.

Another incident happened when I was about to sleep. Since it was too cold, I covered myself up using my ultra-thick and comfy comforter. And what freaky and reaaaaaallly creepy thing happened next? Something suddenly started touching/caressing my hair. I was really dreamy at that time so I shrugged it off. How lame.

Last Tuesday, there was another creepy incident. At 2 AM, I was still doing some email to my dad, then at 3, I decided to hit the sack. I jumped to bed, and listened to some new tunes in my 'pod. I was belting out the chorus of Unpredicatble when someone(or something, probably) started 'shhhh'-ing. I turned off my 'pod and creepishly slept. I swear that was really creepy.

If you have anything, anything to contribute to my state of being bored, tag me.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Oh, Geez. What Could Be Worse Than This?

Have you guys seen the new Century tuna commercial?

The one where a girl and a guy starts taking their clothes off to reveal their inner sexiness by showing of the abs.

The abs, man. ABS. I'm telling you now that they're making my fat life miserable. My only..only sole plan this summer is to just cut down my fat body by doing advanced swimmig lessons. But they're making me do work-outs. I swear I'm not gonna do it.

Unless that stupid commercial will bombard me in both my dreams and life. Suckity suck suck.

Anyway, when I woke up this afternoon, ( I normally get off the sack at 12, all because of the stupid chant.."Game Ka Na Ba?, Game Na!", yeah. Thanks Kris for waking me up.) there was this ultra-stenchy smell (how ironic.) that entered my big nose. I swear that stench could've rip the hell off my big nose if I didn't have the stupid guts to sniff a baby cologne. The smell? Vomit-ish. Really vomit-ish I'm tellin ya.

Hmm. It rained today. Hard. But I wasn't suprised of this summer rain. I expected it weeks ago, when school wasn't out yet. I even feared that the La Nina news will not be true, because I've been telling it to people who have beach plans. Har-dee-har-har. Good luck to them.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The Most Boring Summer Evah.

I swear this summer sucks. Yeah, really.

I cannot do anymore things besides, surfing the net, updating this blog, watch tv, play ps2, eat, sleep Christ, that's it.

I've been begging my mom for swimming lessons that our village clubhouse is offering, but she's always blurting out.."next week na lang..." Geez.

I want to do Trigo reviews at school, but that will make me ultra-schynopschy nerd. I want to go work-outing, but that will make myself look really desperate to have abs or something, which I'm really not. (REALLY not.)

But I swear, if he's here with me, my summer would be ultra-cool, ultra-nice and ultra-lovely. Hmm, I guess if I'll book my a flight tomorrow to Ohio, then. note to self-I'M STILL NOT THAT PATHETIC AND DESPERATE.


I've recently read-for the quintillionth time-Second Helpings by Megan Mccafferty. I want to review myself for the upcoming release of the 3rd installment, Charmed Thirds, which will be on the 1st week of April. I'm so excited that I keep visiting Megan's site. You rock, Megan.

Marcus Flutie is definetly my kind of guy. Oh yes siree. He used to be a Dreg and all, but with an obnoxious and anti-skank girl like Jessica Darling, he has changed, not only for his future, but for his undying love to Jessica. Oh Christ. I swear I need a slap to my face to make myself come back. note to self-STOP BOOK REVIEWING. IT'S PATHETIC.


Which brings me to a another topic...the supposedly party last night at Lexi's crib. Hell, yeah. It was supposed to be a class party, but it turns out really..uhh..i dunno. I mean, I thought that the party itself would reaaaally rock and some earthlings called classmates would come. I predicted it that the party would just be a party of five....nah..a party of...11. Talk about shame. hmm..


Oh well. I gots to stop this. It's getting on my nerves that I couldn't write about something else other than my state of being boring in this summer season. Oh yeah. It's such a grrrreaat pity that others are enjoying the time of their lives somewhere while I'm here, being such a nomad and asshole because of well-uhh...nothing. Yeah, nothing at all.




to YOU: It's a pathetic sign that I'm missing ya, ya dreg.

Monday, March 27, 2006

ahh..the stench of summer is here to stay.

Finally, the school has finally ended without a bang in our heads. Yeah well, instead of a stupid bang, the screaming waves and loud water splashes our eardrums. Ahh..personification.

I really don't want to pursue this chart-ing like the one I did last year, but since someone insisted me to put the lotion on his legs, I will, ya goddamn bitch.

This one is not really a chart. It's just a simple presentation of opinions and ideas about this year's summer vacation.

WHAT TO DO THIS SUMMER:

Legend:
*-my definition
**-other's definition.


FOR NERDS:
*-mathletes. my kind of GUY.
**-stinky. too smart. with suspenders. nerdy glasses.
WARNING: You must enjoy the smell of wooden chairs and the sound of your brain chompig down that information. You must not be contented of the stupid quizzes and exams you did at the previous year.
-Join a review class in some school to enjoy your much-awaited information munching. Never bother to go down at the beach. There will be no information available for you nerdies there. Needless to say, if you really insist that you are a "cool" nerd, work out your bod for the whole summer to enjoy the stench of coolness instead of the usual pencil sound and smell.
FOR BITCHES:
*-feelers, anorexics and tanorexics and bullimics and other kinds.
**-the most common kind of wild creature available for free.
WARNING: You must bully other girls( or creatures, for that matter ) and be really bad to nerds, geeks, the poor ones and those that are not your kind. You must be skinny and somewhat filthy rich.
-I know that you are itching to wear that 'fuck me' bikini or show off that new belly ring you got with that extra-and-super-flat-with-ribs-sticking-out abs, but hey, take an effort to know that even if you are a bitch or a bad creature, there are other girls who are being hurted by the way you are wearing those skimpy and clad bikini's. Oh, you're probably just being yourself and wering what you want, eh? For that matter, be sure that you won't attract flies and bees and men's eyes.
FOR COMMONERS:
*-contented with how life goes.
**-not rich nor poor. Just right.
WARNING: You must have lived life into it's simplest and lowest form( i'm missing math.) evah.
You're not smart, but you are not dumb. You are not the quiet type, but you can be happy with yourself alone.
-Well, well, well. hmm.. You kind of guys has a lot of options to do this summer. You can go to the beach and wear your simple bikini, go to a review for trigo, or take up a summer class. It is up to you to choose anyway.
Well, that's probably it. Hope you enjoy your summer!
Since I'm really bored...want a gadget review? hahaha....no joke. just ask me through the tag board...okay?
g2g!

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Stupid and Selfish me

I can't believe that he is not even here in my blog. I SO ca't daresay why.

From now on, I will not make anymore layouts or webpages. All because of you.

Well then bloggy, let me introduce to you my only love, R.
I will only give you a rare conversation of our *you-know-what*.

R: Uy..musta na?
Me: Wala.
R: Anong wala?
Me: Wala.
R: Ano ba. Ano ngang wala? Madaming wala sa mundo.
Me Tulad mo. Wala ka. Ikaw yung wala.
R: Pinag-usapan na natin tooo. Akala ko ba ok lang sa'yo?
Me: Ok nga lang. Ano bang sinabi ko?
R: Eh kase parang galit ka na naman. Akala ko ba * mo ko?
Me: Eh kase, parang wala. Parang ayoko na.
R: Anung ayaw mo na? Mag-iisang buwan na tayo eh. (whatever.)
Me: Anung isang buwan ka dyan?
R: Uhm...Feb 4? Remember?
Me: I don't remember anything.
R: oyeyyyyn....
Me: Oyen ang pangalan ko, at akala ko ba tinapos na natin kase....
R: kase ano?
Me: kase umalis ka na. hindi ka na babalik.
R: And so? Andito lang ako sa 'tate at hindi pa ako patay.
Me: joke ba dapat yun?
R: (laughs cutely) uhh..yeah.
Me: D kase xa nakakatawa eh.
R: Bat ba ganyan ka na?
Me: Anong ganyan? Palagi naman akong ganto ah!
R: Nung nandyan pa ko never ka pang naging masungit.
Me: Meron kase ko.
R: Ulul. Sabe mo last day mo na last week eh.
Me: bhala ka na nga.
R: Anong bahala?
Me: Ayoko na. Maghanap ka na lang ng iba. Di ko to kakayanin.
R: Drama mo naman. Ano ka ba. Kakayanin natin to.
Me: **, bata pa kase ko. at hindi ko tlga kakayanin pag sinira mo puso ko. Sira na nga, mas lalo mo pang sisirain.
R: Hindi ko sisirain ang puso mo-
Me: (hanged up)

*-the L word
**- him.

And that's it. IT ended. Stupid me. stupid stupid stupid me.